ACTNPLN.EXE

I thought it would be wise to outline my action plan to success; both so that I can keep track of my progress and so that I may help others in their attempt at being more like me .

Step One; Use more semicolons.
Step Two; Find a Voice and Stick To It
Step Three- Make sure that Voice isn't too original, or people won't like you.
Step Four; Remember that bit about semicolons, jerk.
Step Five; Take note of current Market Trends and comment on them in your own fresh way.
Step Six; Make up a word now and again, hoping it catches on.
Step Seven; Be as trawsome as you can be.

Anydangways: WHYTHEREAREREDLIGHTS


As much as I dislike drawing my bicycle to a stop at a light, I realize the necessity of these pauses, though a person like you or I would have the good mind to slow down and proceed with caution at an intersection even if there were no stop sign or light telling you to do so. Most people do not function this way.

The LCD; they would cruise as fast as their vehicle could travel, paying no heed to anything but the image of their destination and the 64 ounce soft drink waiting for them there. These people will not stop, will not think of others, unless they are told not to with scary signs, and they still will not obey unless there is a good chance they will be caught and punished.

The LCD; they are little more than infants with cars and jobs and degrees, all of these results of how well they respond to the threat of consequence.

Just imagine a world without religion to keep the LCD afraid of doing %90 of what they want to do.

What do you think the world would be like without the LCD's Stoplight God?

Could people baring common sense ride out the storm until the LCD enjoyed themselves to death?

Lastly, I might hear you ask, "Hey, smartass, what makes you better than everyone else?"

To answer modestly; Everyone Is Terrible.