Oppositional Defiance Disorder: Day 4

What an awesome couple of days! Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was too busy making that MONEY! Ha-ha!

Got the job! Boo-yah!

I kicked ass at the interview, and since it was so early they let me start training right away! I get my own half of a cubicle and computer and everything! My job is to call deadbeats who aren't keeping up with their payments and raising their rates if they are late too many times. Serves them right! If you can't afford insurance you shouldn't have it! Ha-ha! Am I right?

Can't help you bro! Should have gotten a better job before you got sick! Ha-ha!

My cubicle mate Chad is pretty awesome. He showed me how to get around the firewall on the network so I could look at sport scores and porn for most of the day. Score! He invited me to go to TGI Friday's after work for some beers with the other bros at the office. 

I had like 20 of these! 

It was great! They had these big 24 oz glasses of Bud for 4 bucks and we ordered a bunch of appetizers. There were buffalo wings (YUM) a plate with THREE different kinds of fried things (not totes sure what they were but they were good!) quesadillas, tostada nachos, an onion blossom (SOO GOOD!) and we hadn't even ordered dinner yet! I had a half pound burger with two different kinds of mayo, three different kinds of cheese and double bacon! It even had a bowl of ranch on the side for dipping! 

MMMMMMMMMMM!

They were talking about a bunch of TV shows I'd never seen, but I played it cool, I don't think they noticed I didn't know what they were talking about. On the way home I stopped by Best Buy and got a bitchin flat screen and a blue ray player since my old self didn't even have a TV. Gonna order cable over the weekend and get a XBOX 360 or a PLAYSTATION 3. I picked up like six DVD box sets of shows they talked about so I can catch up. It sucks being so stupid and not knowing what everyone else is watching on TV, but I'll get better soon.

Can't wait to unwind after a day at the office by watching The Office! Ha-ha! They are just like us! I can totes relate to them.

Well, back to work! I totes wrote this post at work. Supposed to go to a club tonight! Look out ladies! 

Cya!