Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Day 2

Hey guys, I thought I would fill you in on whats been happening in my crazy life!

Do'h!

Maybe not that crazy, ha-ha! A lot of things changed, just today. I woke up feeling good, and I wasn't angry at anything, and stuff started to make sense, you know? Why waste time being angry and sad when you can just pick yourself up by the seat of your pants and keep moving? 

First of all, I called in to work and quit. My old self liked working there because people left him alone and he had time to think, but it was only minimum wage! Get real! No wonder I was so sad, I was poor!

I had heard recently that there were positions open at Innerstate Insurance, out by the office parks, and that they started at 40K! Thats nearly twice what the old me was making, so I'll be twice as happy!

First thing was first, I couldn't apply for a job with this crazy haircut and goofy clothes. I had to fix that, but I barely had any money? Not even a credit card! How could I expect to build credit so I could buy a house some day? Sooo crazy, right?

 I got a BUNCH! CHA-CHING!

I got a normal haircut first, then went to the GAP and got a bunch of outfits that make me look totally NOT like a complete FREAK! Ha-ha!

Look out ladies! The Brent-a-saurus is on the prowl!

When I was done shopping I was STARVING, but I remembered all the old me kept in the apartment was beans and rice. Gross! Totes went to White Castle and pounded a 20 sack! Sooo good!

Should have gotten 30!

Well, fans, that's it for today, got to wake up early to get ready for my interview at the insurance complex. But first I need to take all these shrouds off the windows. CREEPY! Ha-ha!

Cya!