What he said!
So after work on friday all us guys split up so we could get ready to go to the club. I was so stoked to show off all my awesome new threads!
I looked pretty much like this, but my shirt had a two headed eagle stamped on it off center, all worn down like it was old, but it was new, ONLY $50 Woooo!
We met up at Pizza Pally and had this crazy ass kim chee pizza that smelled like farts but tasted soo good, like your mom! Ha-ha! Then we went to Joes, this awesome huge bar with a bangin system. The DJ had a bunch of awesome crunk music, which I didn't like before, but I love it now! It makes me feel like a dangerous black gangster, so I pull at my crotch a lot and point at things like I have a gun. Sooo fun! They had like fifty huge TVs all playing different sports. It was great, you never had to turn and be uncomfortable to see a TV, there was always one in sight, THATS how you set up a bar, WTF is the point of going out to a bar if I can't watch TV? Oh yeah, I almost forgot...
Ladies! Hell yeah, dude!
So there were like a thousand ladies at the club, and I was dancin on all of them once I slammed a few jager-bombs. All my bros were like "How you do that bro?" and I was like, "Shit, I don't know."
Guys, I met my dreamgirl there! Heres a pic!
Shes the smokin hot blonde one!
Her name is Krystal and shes awesome! Not only is she soo hot, shes deep too! Shes really spiritual and connected with shit. Shes got like eight Kabballah bracelets and goes to yoga every week. Shes really free-spirited, shes got three tattoos, one of a rose, one of a naughty fairy and one awesome one on the small of her back that is like a tribal butterfly but if it was made of barbed wire. Shes got a great tan, she says she hits the beds every other day to keep it up. I think I'm in love, guys.
THERES GONNA BE BABIES
Cuz I know I'm not gonna use a stupid ass condom. Condoms are for pussies! Ha-ha!
We went to brunch the next day, I'd never eaten brunch before. Turns out it's like breakfast but it costs more and you can drink during it. Yeah! After that we went back to her place and started a new box set she had picked up.
Soo original! I love HBO!
CYA!
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