I'm getting hitched!
I kinda wanted to be single for a while and mess around with a bunch of different ladies, but then I realized after Krystal pointed it out, a bunch of her friends are already married and have kids at my age. Man! The clock really is ticking! I thought about it for a little while, and realized she was right! What if I turn thirty and I haven't locked somebody down to me legally by the time I start getting all gross and old , right?
Who would want to marry me when I start looking like this!?
So, I went out to the mall and maxxxed one of the credit cards to get her a ring. She said gold gave her a rash, so it had to be platinum, and the diamond a whole carat! Would you want to marry someone who loved you less than a carat? Loving someone is mostly about how much money you spend on them, and a ring is an awesome way for a woman to show the world "My hubby <3's me thiiiis much!"
Cant wait till he has to buy me another ring in 5 yrs! LOL
I'm excited for the future! The wedding is going to be huge. We can't spend less than 10 grand, she says, because thats how much her best friend Cindy spent. Its cool, dont want to be upstaged. It is a very special day after all, and it only happens once in your life, unless your like my dad and it happens 3 times! Ha-ha. Actually, ouch :(
All these bros will be so thankful after we feed them and get them drunk.
Were gonna take out a mortgage and get a nice ass house with a lawn and shit in the suburbs. Cant wait! It will be nice to be out of the city so I wont have to worry about getting robbed, or people riding bikes around me, or bums, or people that dont look like me.
Ahhhh! Dont take my iPhone, bro!
Cant wait to have some kids! I make enough money to support both of us so Krystal can stop wasting her time in college and start makin babies! She must be so relieved to not have to work or learn anything any more. Wish I was a broad so I had it sweet like that.
She cant wait!!!
Itll be nice to have kids so I can finally stop trying to better myself. I can just give up on any goals I had and pass them on to the kids. Then I can make them awesome and they will take care of me when I am old and gross! How can anything go wrong? All I have to do is keep working this job and making enough money to keep them going, and push them in the right direction so they dont go to some bullshit art school or something.
Stop crying son, the other boys wont beat so much if you stop being a little pussy.
This is so great! I've got my whole life figured out and lined up in just over one week! Hell yeah! This is gonna be gr8!
cya!
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